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Verily, my faithful companion, Foster, hath been smitten by a profound sense of adventure brought on by the arrival of such fyne and exotic persons from near and far for to see our faire Queen. Possessed by a fierce wanderlust, Foster hath embarked on a fantastic journey through tyme and spayce, and he doth wish to share his adventures with all of thee.
Foster met this winsome wench at DragonCon, where he spent some quality time discussing a little science, a little fiction, and a lot of fantasies! (photo submited by Elizabeth Kowols)
If thou hast espied our fearless Foster in an exotic locale surrounded by fascinating people and would like to submit visual proof of thy sighting, pray use the form below.
1) Pictures should be submitted in .jpg format, no larger than 600 pixels by 400 pixels.
2) All photos must use a real banana and should not be "Photoshopped" in any way. We are looking for creative "raw" images.
3) The banana must look like Foster. For a demonstration of how to draw Foster's face, [click here]. [link to animation of drawing Foster's face - coming soon!]
4) The image should be rated G or PG to be considered for publishing on this website.
5) Submitting a picture to HumanitarianOfBristol.com constitutes permission to use the photo in any way we see fit with no obligation to award material compensation to the photographer. In other words: you give us the picture, we get to do whatever we want with it and we're not going to pay you for it either.